The kitchen garden bug: you know you've got it bad when...
1. You innoculate your peas
2. Your garden tells you what's for dinner
3. You could start your own profitable recycling business using just your own gardening catalogues
4. You've eyed $300 double-bin compost tumblers (in those catalogues) longingly
5. You begin thinking of summer tomatoes in the winter and winter squash in the summer
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Comments
You lovingly tell others (with hand gestures indicating "how tall") the height of your baby peas, you make your own aerated compost tea setup, you look forward to cleaning out the fridge so you can go feed the redworms...
Posted by: Kelli Ploeger | April 15, 2006 8:48 PM
#6 You save your chop sticks (and everone elses in your party)from the chinese resturant to use as row markers.
Posted by: chickenclarenc | April 16, 2006 6:47 AM
You brag about eating locally in the winter from all your produce you preserved from summer. Hey, I'm going to use the chopstick idea.
Posted by: Christi | April 22, 2006 9:36 AM
You get ID'd when buying beer for slug traps and the cashier laughs her head off at you.
Posted by: Caroline | April 23, 2006 2:41 PM
You have 150 tomato plants of 12 varieties growing in your basement because all the heirlooms are so exotic and beautiful... You have argued with your husband why the worms must live in the house during the winter not because they have to but because you like to go say hello everyday...
Posted by: Kate Bodmann | April 25, 2006 3:07 PM